What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 00:12
¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!
Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.
Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.
Is anal sex allowed in Islam? It's not written anywhere in the Quran whether it's forbidden or not.
Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.
Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!
Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!
What are the signs of covert narcissistic abuse that most people miss?
Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!
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Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.
Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.
Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?
Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.
Why don't men find fat women attractive?
And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.
Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.
Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.
What do you say after "Hi" when chatting?
“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”
And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...
Shameless vixen! Trollop!
Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!
Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority
After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.
What is the scariest thing that ever happened in your life?
Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.
Marijuana makes Jesus cry!
But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!
Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)
Make Nazis afraid again!
At least until the peyote kicks in ...
Even Captain James T. Kirk was trapped in a woman's body. Don't you think he'd support trans people?
In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …
In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …
Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.
Why can't hot girls date ugly guys? I am ugly but I want an attractive girlfriend
I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.
Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!
Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …
I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.